It would proclaim:  "he does the dishes, vacuum (-s)   the house, fix (-es) the taps, fix (-es)     the coffee early in the morning, pick (-s)    up the kids at school, help  (-s)    them out with the homework, go  (-es)    shopping with me, does (good!)    the chores around house, do (-es)    the painting jobs, most of eletricity (electrical)    jobs, do (-es)    my errands, play (-s)    with the kids while I am gossiping with my friends next door, study  (-ies)    languages, answer (-s)    the phone, answer (-s)    the door, rush (-s)    any of us to the hospital (I would change this to "takes us to the hospital when one of us gets sick".)    , take (-s)    us to parties and restaurants, listen  (-s)    my complaints, plug  (-s)    the repelent (repellent)    devices into the eletrical (electrical)    sockets...and..."